This old man?!
Question: this old man, this old man,
diet pills were part of his plan
with a nick-knack patty-whack
give the dog a head,
this old man grew fatter instead...
this old man, he was weird,
he had three eyes and a really long beard
with a nick-knack patty-whack
give the dog its money,
this old man sure did look funny...
twinkle twinkle little star,
how i wonder how big you really are,
how many light years away from us?
how long would it take you to incinerate a bus?
twinkle, twinkle little star,
i actually don't care how big you really are...
mary had a fat, fat goat,
fat, fat goat,
fat, fat goat,
mary had a fat, fat goat
who face was brown as poo...
oh God, it is poo!
that's all i got. how many nursery rhyme twists can you come up with???
Answers: this old man, this old man,
diet pills were part of his plan
with a nick-knack patty-whack
give the dog a head,
this old man grew fatter instead...
this old man, he was weird,
he had three eyes and a really long beard
with a nick-knack patty-whack
give the dog its money,
this old man sure did look funny...
twinkle twinkle little star,
how i wonder how big you really are,
how many light years away from us?
how long would it take you to incinerate a bus?
twinkle, twinkle little star,
i actually don't care how big you really are...
mary had a fat, fat goat,
fat, fat goat,
fat, fat goat,
mary had a fat, fat goat
who face was brown as poo...
oh God, it is poo!
that's all i got. how many nursery rhyme twists can you come up with???
jack and jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana
jack fell down and broke his corwn and said do ya wanna
jill said yes a took off her dress
Stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack got horny, Jill got corny
and now they have a daughter.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high, unzipped his fly
and Jill said "Ooh, I wanna."
Mary had a little skirt
It was so small in size
And everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
With splits right up the front
And everywhere that Mary went
...But she didn't wear that one very much
no offense, but those were really corny, they weren't funny at all, you should work on them.