The best blond joke ever?!
Question: Amy, a blonde city girl, married a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one...right here.'
The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks,
'Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know.....how would YOU know this is the cow to be br ed?'
'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' Amy explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'
The blonde turns to walk away, and says sweetly over her shoulder
'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
Answers: Amy, a blonde city girl, married a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one...right here.'
The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks,
'Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know.....how would YOU know this is the cow to be br ed?'
'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' Amy explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'
The blonde turns to walk away, and says sweetly over her shoulder
'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
hahahahaha. funny.
star!
best answer?
thats pretty good
haha good one
lol Good for her!
The best blonde joke is one I didnt hear, I saw! lol
It was when I was in middle school a long time ago. lol A group of us were in the school library and someone had written on an index card "Read this and turn it over" on the back the same was written. We got a kick out of how many blondes kept reading it and flipping it over just to repeat the process over and over again!! lol
that's funny, lol
wahahahaha!this is funny LOL!
Best laugh so far today
hahaha!!! That's soo funny!! ...Eeeww.... sicko!!!
only a smile afraid, not even a hint of a giggle. Xx
cute proves blondes are smart