Milking it...?!
Question: A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
“Breast fed,” the woman replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.”
Answers: A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
“Breast fed,” the woman replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.”
LOL your so funny, how do u think of this stuff...
a keeper
Bleh, I just vomited in my mouth.
what do u want us to say?
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haha...
Thats hilarious.
I kinda guessed the end before i got to it...........too predictable, sorry!
hee haa hoo hoo
Teehee, funny.
Haha, funny. But what was the question? O_o
lmao !
lol !
LMFAO that was MADDDD funny...kudos
LOL and gross at the same time.
WTF?
funny
nice one
good one Freakin, i like it. grandmom was going to get hers anyway she can. funny lol!
Do you make these jokes up yourself?
Haha...what a grandma.
lol.
lol, nice one.
ha ha ha yuk funny ha ha ,,,,
wellwell.lol
hahaha where do you get this stuff from..its hilarious
Haha
ooh! dirty grandma!! lmao...
its either coffee or seven.
Wats the ?.