4 Nuns at the gate of heaven...?!
Question: Peter says to the first nun "have you commeted any sins?"
She replies "yes, i have seen a mans penis"
He replies "wash you eyes with holy water and through you go."
he asks the same to the second nun and she says "yes i have touched a mans penis"
"wash your hands with holy water and through you go."
The fourth nun pushes in front of the third and Peter says "what are you doing?"
She replies "i want to gargle that water before she sits in it."
Answers: Peter says to the first nun "have you commeted any sins?"
She replies "yes, i have seen a mans penis"
He replies "wash you eyes with holy water and through you go."
he asks the same to the second nun and she says "yes i have touched a mans penis"
"wash your hands with holy water and through you go."
The fourth nun pushes in front of the third and Peter says "what are you doing?"
She replies "i want to gargle that water before she sits in it."
Monty you fool !
You made me laugh! I ′d forgotten that one!
Very good
Dear, dear, dear.
ROFL
Thanks for the laugh
:o)
Oh my word! Lol This was quite funny Monty!
:)
LMAO!!!
have heard it before..... but worth a star
excellent still makes me laugh
2 nuns in a bath
one says
wears the soap
the other says
it do's doesn't it
huh
Okey-Dokey then;...................2 nuns taking a short-cut on their bicycles near the Vatican.....one says to the other: "......I've never come this way before"............the other says: ".......It's the cobblestones"
hahaha pmsl thats well gd, ur a legend if you made it up
ewwwwww!!!!
LOL
LOL.
ha ha ha have a star,,,
lol...
10/10.lol