My joke about a Glaswegian wedding.... i AM Scottish and from Glasgow so dont te!
Question: Two Glaswegians, Erchie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.....
'Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant,' says Jimmy. 'A've got everythin'organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the meenister. Even ma stag night'.
Erchie nods approvingly.
'I've even bought a kilt to be married in!' continues Jimmy.
'A kilt?' exclaims Erchie, 'that's braw, you'll look pure smairt in
that'!
'An' whit's the tartan?' Erchie then enquires.
'Och,' says Jimmy, 'A'd imagine she'll be in white!'
Answers: Two Glaswegians, Erchie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.....
'Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant,' says Jimmy. 'A've got everythin'organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the meenister. Even ma stag night'.
Erchie nods approvingly.
'I've even bought a kilt to be married in!' continues Jimmy.
'A kilt?' exclaims Erchie, 'that's braw, you'll look pure smairt in
that'!
'An' whit's the tartan?' Erchie then enquires.
'Och,' says Jimmy, 'A'd imagine she'll be in white!'
Pmsl.......very good babes xxx
Great !!! You are 'Scottish'...
Do You know the story about the guy who lost his kilt...
Jesus H. Christ.... I nearly died in laugh...
And — please — have a star.
Aaron Moses Baal.
im scottish too and thats brilliant !
Hahaha, took a minute but it's a good 'un!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
Excellent...not heard that one before
Brilliant!
Great joke.
LOL, star for you
Ha ha! Did I ever tell you that I wound up by Real Radio? I had some DJ at the radio station asking me if I was half a ton of "fush" delivered to my front or back entrance, ha ha!
By the way, Scottish accent...very sexy!
Best one today Have a star. Glad i read it cos i wouldn't have understood you saying it.
Very Funny indeed, lol
Lmao excellant.
I think the last time i wore a kilt was at a wedding in Glasgow, shame cos i have the legs for it lol
pure dead brilliant fi a fellow Scot x
the wee bride.lol
Nice one ! I've many friends in Glasgow and I've passed that one on 10 out of 10 from all of them !
That is great, very funny, I'll have to tell that one to everyone.
I'm half Scottish and highly offended at your portrayal of.................
oh f*** it, who am i tryiing to kid.
That was excellent. ;o)