Young man from liverpool?!


Question: A young man from Liverpool walked into the local dole office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I’ve been on the dole for years now and think it’s about time I found a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just had a job come in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The salary package is £200,000 a year."

The young man said, "You're bullshi**ing me man!"

The man behind the counter said, "Yeah, well you fuking started it."


Answers: A young man from Liverpool walked into the local dole office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I’ve been on the dole for years now and think it’s about time I found a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just had a job come in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The salary package is £200,000 a year."

The young man said, "You're bullshi**ing me man!"

The man behind the counter said, "Yeah, well you fuking started it."

listen you madam!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *folds arms in defiant manner* erm.,,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.lets u off! lmao good joke!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

lmao...star.

that was funny you get a star for that one.

i dont get it but maybe its cuz im not too smart



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