Things to ponder a joke not really?!
Question: If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Answers: If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
well i think there funny .good on you. made me laugh .
i will ponder away lol
Those are funny!
haha :]
I dont understand your question
Well, AIDS is a very bad thing. Abstinence is the only true answer.
...lol....
haha I got the last two!
[[sorry I'm a little slow with jokes]]
Oh well heres another one i know hehehe
Two strings [yea like...shoe lace strings that type of string] go walking into a bar and they sit on stools and the bar dude goes "I'm sorry guys, we don't serve strings here!" so u kno there all kicked out and on the sidewalk the one string...erg...let's call him stan...starts to roll around on the ground to get himself all like messed up and he goes back into the bar and the bartender goes "I thought i told you we don't serve strings here!" and the string answers "fraid knot"
get it? FRAID KNOT like afraid not...but a knot that's like been fraid
uhm....yeah
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Use super glue
lasso the deer and drag him across
illegal to shoot someone, dear
since a smurf is blue..he likely turns while when you choke him.
fuzzy logic tickles like heck!
Wow...uh was I supposed to laugh?
pondering.......
ummm, yes??? WAIT no, well, i have no clue what so ever.
ummm wow..............yeah all of those are ok except the deer one. They don't put up that sign so the deers can cross at it.....they put it there because it is a place the deers often cross and the sign warns the cars driving by......so the car will slow down...
what would you rather be or a wasp???
what would you rather do or a party???
Still pondering . . .
hmmm...pondering...
these are the questions that need to be answered.