Trouble sleeping a joke?!
Question: The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
Answers: The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
hahaha
I got one too...It's one of my favorites
Theres this guy and he's on the phone with his aunt and she's at a nursing home and she goes[ *old lady voice*] "Oh hunny why don't you come over and see me I'm lonely" and blah blah blah whatever so he hangs up and goes to the nursing home and she's like in the bed asleep right, so he sits on this little ugly chair next to her dresser in the room and sees a bowl of peanuts. *thinks to himself-hmm I doubt she'd mind if i eat a few* so blah blah blah she wakes up like i dont know a half horu later and he goes "Oh auntie! i just realized I've absentmindedly eaten all of your peanuts!" and then she laughs and goes (don't forget-old lady voice!!!) "That's quite alright, deary, I don't much care for them once I've sucked all the chocolate off anyways "
lol I don't really know what a a nymphomaniac is...so uhm I dont get your joke =S
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lol - without the ol
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Funny
whats a nymphomaniac?
lol.
Very funny!!!
nice one ha ha ha ,,,,
funny
*yawn* Some people should not be writing jokes.
hehehe that was so funny.How much for all night. lol.