Ok heres a funny joke?!
Question: deres 3 men waitin in line for heaven gods asistent cums out and says heven is very busy 2day only da people wit da worst deaths wil b acepted da first guy says: "well ive been suspectin for a while dat my wife was cheatin on meso 2day i came home from work early she was sleepin in bed so i looked around and found noone then i looked on da balcony and dere was a guy hangin off da edge so i try to push him off, didn work so then i got a hammer and hit his fingers he fel off but hefelll into a bush and lived so i threw my fridge of and it landed on him,kilin sum1 gav meso much shock dat i fel off and died." the man was let in 2 heaven then the nex guy cums an tels his story: "i was excersisin on my balcony and sudenly my dog nudged me and i fel of da balcony i was lucky enuf 2 catch on2 da nex balcony thn a guy cums out and i tink im safe but he starts tryin 2 push me of and then i fal but liv thn a fridge fals onto me" da guys let in da nextguy sez "imagin this hidin in a fridge naked"
Answers: deres 3 men waitin in line for heaven gods asistent cums out and says heven is very busy 2day only da people wit da worst deaths wil b acepted da first guy says: "well ive been suspectin for a while dat my wife was cheatin on meso 2day i came home from work early she was sleepin in bed so i looked around and found noone then i looked on da balcony and dere was a guy hangin off da edge so i try to push him off, didn work so then i got a hammer and hit his fingers he fel off but hefelll into a bush and lived so i threw my fridge of and it landed on him,kilin sum1 gav meso much shock dat i fel off and died." the man was let in 2 heaven then the nex guy cums an tels his story: "i was excersisin on my balcony and sudenly my dog nudged me and i fel of da balcony i was lucky enuf 2 catch on2 da nex balcony thn a guy cums out and i tink im safe but he starts tryin 2 push me of and then i fal but liv thn a fridge fals onto me" da guys let in da nextguy sez "imagin this hidin in a fridge naked"
LMFAO.... theres a different version.. i heard so many ones but i have to say this one wins lol. well done =]
ew wtf!?
its hard to read, type clearly
what happens to the third guy?!
l0l i get that now. its really funny! where'd you get it?
hahaha thats so funny. ;]
hahha funny.
LOL!
not bad, your typing is hard to read
??? cannot understand you should use spell checking
Three men dying is funny?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh. You mean your typing wasn't the joke?
Never made it past the first sentence. I can't read anything that's not written in English.
It was so hard to read, I did not even laugh. You know, they have spell check on here for a reason.
The joke was funny, but not as funny as your spelling.
I've taught 6 year olds with better English. I know you're trying to use street slang to be cool and whatever, but it's not worth it for us to battle through that joke trying to understand it. Sorry. I'm sure the joke was totally hilarious.
I was only able to read the first sentence, learn how to spell and then maybe I'll read your jokes!!
good one...could have been more funny if there was less slang...it took time to translate...slang writing is good in smaller doses... :)
OMG...this is so funny...love it..hahaha lol!
lol very funny when i worked out wot the mispelled wors were.
LoL but it was hard to read!!
funny
I heard this joke. Another tip, you should write correctly. It sounds weird when you write it like that. P.S. thats not the whole joke.
writing isn't your strong point is it?
oh wow thats a good joke but iv heard it b4 so it wasnt as funny the secong time. wanna here a funnier one?
theres 3 people in a plain a librarian,a counstruction worker, and a navy seal. well the librarian goes" plain driver quick we have to turn around i dropped a book" and the plain driver says"sorry but it probobably hit the groung already" then the construction worker says "plain driver quick turn around i dropped a brik and the plain driver tels him "sorry but it probably hit the ground by now" then the navy seal says "quick we have to turn around i dropped a bomb" the plain driver tells him the same thing. well the plains lands and the libarian sees a little kid crying and goe swhats wrong and the kid says a book fell outa the sky and hit me. the construction worker sees a littlr kid crying and goes whats wrong and the kid says a brik fell outa the sky and hit me. well the navy seal sees a little kid laughing and he says why r u laughing and the kid goes i farted and the building behind me blew up! lol do u get it?