How funny are these blond jokes and how much did you like them?!
Question: A brunette says to a blond "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"
A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint
Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
President George W. and Colin Powell are drinking in a pub close Old Town Square in Prague. A guy walks in and asks the bartender,"Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow,this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III," and the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts."
A little perplexed the guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ***?! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis.
Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.
She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."
The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"
Answers: A brunette says to a blond "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"
A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint
Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
President George W. and Colin Powell are drinking in a pub close Old Town Square in Prague. A guy walks in and asks the bartender,"Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow,this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III," and the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts."
A little perplexed the guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ***?! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis.
Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.
She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."
The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"
Are these copywritten, if not I'll use them here!!!
OMG I just GOTTA remember these!!!
BwaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All those jokes are very good.
Star...
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They are all okay. They are not wet your pants funny but they were okay. I liked the fourth one and the first one the most.
i dun really like blond jokes but these are HILLARIUS
LoL they are FUNNY I just don't get the 3rd joke (the heaven one).....Explain!!!!
They range from mildly humorous to HILARIOUS! You provided a very good selection.
These jokes are a few of the funniest that I've ever read before! Thank you for posting this!!
The Bush Powell one made me laugh out loud.
The others I have heard but they're still good.
A blonde and a brunette jump off a 10 storey building.
Which one hits the ground first?
The brunette.
The blonde has to stop and ask for directions!
lol