Do You Know Why Guns Are Better Than Women?!


Question: Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns, Over Women

#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!


Answers: Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns, Over Women

#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!

lmao...star.

lolz gd but im a girl so... lol i lk it

Ha

hahaha.

ha thats funny but if u get a girl friend make sure u dont tell her that

LOL!!

That reminds me of another joke:

Did you hear about the accessory to keep the INSIDE of the car quiet?

It fits right over HER mouth!


:P


(It's just a joke, ladies. You can tell that one, too... just substitute "his" for "her"...)

If I consider my ex-wife, this is hilarious.

Not so funny when I consider the woman to whom I am married now.

a couple of good ones.... :D



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