Three Mice Joke?!
Question: Three mice living in a bathroom didn't like their living quarters and decided to change.
One mouse slept in the linen closet, one in the sink and the last in the toilet.
The next morning they reported back to the medicine closet.
The first mouse said "Wow! I slept GREAT!"
And with that the second said "I slept WONDERFULY!"
But the third, "Ugg! I slept horribly!... First it started to thunder, then rain and then a log saved my life!"
Answers: Three mice living in a bathroom didn't like their living quarters and decided to change.
One mouse slept in the linen closet, one in the sink and the last in the toilet.
The next morning they reported back to the medicine closet.
The first mouse said "Wow! I slept GREAT!"
And with that the second said "I slept WONDERFULY!"
But the third, "Ugg! I slept horribly!... First it started to thunder, then rain and then a log saved my life!"
It is easy knowing where the third one fell into. The toilet bowl. hehehe
gross but funnny lol
Brilly bloodiant.
grose but funny
ha ha ha that's funny(:
ewwwww
lmao...star.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
aw I remember this joke in middle school, but it was about flies. haha the end was funny and gross at the same time :D haha
Funny! But sooo gross/disgusting!
he he he
star
Ha ha ha.!!!
Saved by a floater, lol.!!!
10/10 Sparky.!!!
ewww hun, loved it hun
Seriously ace ha ha ha ,,,,
Gold star for that one! lol.