Do you understand, what 100% really means ??!
Question: From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,
then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
and, look how far *** kissing will take you:
A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and *** Kissing will put you over the top!
Answers: From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,
then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
and, look how far *** kissing will take you:
A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and *** Kissing will put you over the top!
i give it all!!
LOL!!.....ok that's a cool joke!!! :D
~thanks for the laugh~
RoChEr
That is HILARIOUS~~~!~!~!~! Good analysing!
I thought this was a serious q, until i read the Details~~ LOL~~
Thanks for the 2pts.
Cute analogy.
Nice Joke! Very Entertaining!
LoL, cool stuff, star.
haha i saw it like before yesterday, i laughed my *** off!
lol,so very true!
it's great.
You forgot seduction!
S-E-D-U-C-T-I-O-N
19-5-4-21-3-20-15-14 = 101%
lol -Seduction will put you over the top as well.
Brilliant
LAWL
love it.
superb!!!!!!
Hahaha it's Funny a lot
F-U-N-N-Y = 6+21+14+14+25= 80
A = 1
L-O-T = 12+19+20 = 51
80+1+51 = 131%
It's Damn Funny
That is the greatest thing that I have read in weeks.
I am going to post it on our company website.
SIMPLT BRILLIANT!
You have proved "success words" mathematically too. Superb.
Nice one!
Good, girl.
LMAO
I like it!
Good Morning Sweetie...
Peace.
You made me smile. Pity jamiehappy isn't as happy as she makes out. It's a joke, chill out kid.
***kissing works all the time!!haha!!
That's funny lmao. Thanks for sharing that with me.
You just don't understand percents. Uneducated ADULTS. I'm a kid and that's not how you get percentage.