Do you understand, what 100% really means ??!


Question: From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far *** kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and *** Kissing will put you over the top!


Answers: From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far *** kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and *** Kissing will put you over the top!

i give it all!!

LOL!!.....ok that's a cool joke!!! :D



~thanks for the laugh~


RoChEr

That is HILARIOUS~~~!~!~!~! Good analysing!

I thought this was a serious q, until i read the Details~~ LOL~~

Thanks for the 2pts.

Cute analogy.

Nice Joke! Very Entertaining!

LoL, cool stuff, star.

haha i saw it like before yesterday, i laughed my *** off!

lol,so very true!

it's great.

You forgot seduction!

S-E-D-U-C-T-I-O-N

19-5-4-21-3-20-15-14 = 101%

lol -Seduction will put you over the top as well.

Brilliant

LAWL

love it.

superb!!!!!!

Hahaha it's Funny a lot

F-U-N-N-Y = 6+21+14+14+25= 80

A = 1

L-O-T = 12+19+20 = 51

80+1+51 = 131%

It's Damn Funny

That is the greatest thing that I have read in weeks.

I am going to post it on our company website.

SIMPLT BRILLIANT!

You have proved "success words" mathematically too. Superb.

Nice one!

Good, girl.

LMAO
I like it!
Good Morning Sweetie...
Peace.

You made me smile. Pity jamiehappy isn't as happy as she makes out. It's a joke, chill out kid.

***kissing works all the time!!haha!!

That's funny lmao. Thanks for sharing that with me.

You just don't understand percents. Uneducated ADULTS. I'm a kid and that's not how you get percentage.



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