Do you understand, the difference between you and your boss ???!
Question: When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're ****-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
Answers: When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're ****-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
when i make a suggestion,it is shrugged of as a whim
when my boss makes the same suggestion,its a great idea.
you are right...absaolutely right..
and when the boss reduces the staff and you have to do the work of 3 teachers for example with the same money...immagine..
hahaha sorry Clo but the boss deserves respect!!....i mean he/she worked very hard to get to that point! :P
~have a wonderful day~
RoChEr
So true.......:) I will work for myself, hopefully, and jerk my own chain !
Lol,over worked and under praised! Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day-when lying in hospitals dying of nothing!! :)
Thanks for the 2pts.
Cute analogy.
yes...you are right
I really like you're keen observation. That's veeeeeeerrrry verrrrrrrry TRUE. The Boss thinks he is always right.
you are right. Boss is always right.
I supervise 3 workers and you are correct.
heard this joke before but it is still laughing
The difference between my boss and yours truly is she wears a bra and I don't! Well not all the time anyway :)
Very true....I love it!
100%.
LMAO...
So true!
Peace.
you are so right about that!!