Yomama joke?!


Question: Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"


Answers: Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

HEARD IT!!!

ha.ha.ha.

Wait, I got one.
Yo momma's so fat that when she gets in the Elevator it says: "One at a time please"

And then yomama says, "WHERE"?!

that joke is so old. my mom who is 36 said kids at her school used to say that.

yo mommas so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a life guard.
(not really about your mom, just something you can use.)

funny
yo mama so fat every time she walk to the store every body looks both ways at the train tracks

lmaoo.
my turn.
ur mommas so big she uses mattresses for her period.
ROFLL!!
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yo mama so poor she used a fork 2 eat soup 2 save money.

yo mama so fat they made her wear a "caution, wide turn" sign.

yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and it turned into skittles.

yo mama so poor when i rang her doorbell she had 2 yell ding dong!

your mom is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, the people yelled TSUNAMI!

your mom is so fat she went out in hi heels and came back in sandals

your mom is so stupid she returned a puzzle because she said it was broken

Yo mamma's so fat when the went to the beach, all the whales started singing 'We Are Family!'

Yo mamma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifegaurd!

Yo mamma's so fat that when she wore high heels, she struck oil.

Yo mamma's so fat that when she walked past our window, we lost 4 days of sunlight.

Yo mamma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a goldfish!

Yo mamma's so fat that the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale......

Yo mamma's so fat when she jumped, she got stuck in mid air!

Yo mamma's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, it read, 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'
Yo mamma's so fat that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure!

Yo mamma's so fat that when she was walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over Target, and landed on K-Mart!









Hope you liked them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Yo Mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground, and missed.



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