Have you ever had a " Colonoscopy" ???!


Question: A Colonoscopy is no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopy’s:


1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"


Answers: A Colonoscopy is no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopy’s:


1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

Yeah. First the doc put his left hand on my back and his right......no, wait,...OK, he put his Right hand on my back and his left hand .......Hey, wait a minute! HE HAD BOTH HANDS ON MY BACK! YIKES!!! peace

NOW I know what to say.....
Peace.

Yes, but better yet, take a magic marker and write EXIT ONLY across your butt! or DO NOT ENTER!

Another good one.....thank you! I almost wasn't sure whether to laugh or say "ewwwwww"....but I think I am laughing. And no...I have never had a "Colonoscopy".

Actually, I have had one.

I liked it so well, I bought the company and changed its name to Colonoscopy for Men Club. We offer Buy 4, Get the 5th one free-very popular!

"I'm not just the owner, I'm a client too!"

Priceless!

You put your left hand in and shake it all about!

lol :)

take it easy , Doc your boldly going where no woman has gone before

a check for ulcers
as a teen
she enjoyed it to much
I woos so pissed,.,..,.,.,

Ughhh I have had too many. ewwwwww

I have never had one, but I am sure my day is coming. Another fun exam for men is the prostate biopsy. Ouch! I know first hand what that one feels like.

Lmao.. those response are great. I especially like the last one. But no I have never had one.

I did have one...........and they give you a drug.........that they say makes you forget what happened during the procedure........but I remember............and I remember moaning in pain...........they run a 8 foot hose up your butt.......that is the honest truth...............I wish I hadn't known that!

.....er....er....er ...way to embarrassing to respond.

Alright then.

haha!i guess some people have to say something to ease the pain and embarrassment of having to have one done!

I have heard when you have half of it removed you end up with a semi colon ;

haha very funny~ no I haven't had one before!

Pilgrim Travelers answer cracked me up!!!

I had one similar but not sure the difference: a sigmoidoscopy.....I know it involved a camera, a camera man, and a roving reporter. The news helicopter really did me in though!



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