A couple of blonde jokes?!
Question: Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
Answers: Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
WOW!!! Superb jokes! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
giggles
those were........interesting lol
hey thats mean making fun of blondes
my mammy said never tell blonde jokes
so i love to hear them now
thanks for the laugh lmao
A blonde was driving down the street, in a panic because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please take pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and. I will give up sex and "tequila."
Miraculously, an empty spot appeared.
She looked up again and said, "Never mind, found one."
haha i like the 2nd one best!! i bet ull get a few angry blondes but they dont get good humour as theyre too sensitive about the colour of their hair
why did a blonde stare fpr 20 minutes at a carton of orange juice??
- because it said concentrate!!
ive heard them before, but have a star anyway
LQTM
first one i've heard... second one however...was cute!!!!!!
lol
Very good thanks
hehe lol!
lol...very funny!!
>> hehee! Very funny.
ciao!