Would you like to lose 10 useless pounds fast?!
Question: Chop off your head...
Answers: Chop off your head...
oh ok! but i don t want to lose weight there!
You need to try harder.
oh i thought you said points, didn't have my glasses on
hmm... what if my brain is bigger?
hahha why notchop off your cro$$tch
lame.
You could lose weight by chopping your willy off too
cut ur own head off
10 LBS... A friend wanted to lose weight. He found this place that the sign said.. lose 10 lbs in 10 minutes for $10, or we'll give you $100.... So he paid the clerk and was told to go down the hall, second door on the left and remove all his clothes. Well a few minutes later this really hot looking big busted naked woman comes in with a sign that said, "catch me and you can Fu**k me. Well he chased her around and around, finally caught her and did her really good. When he was leaving, he weighted himself and sure enough, he lost 10 LBS. Well the next day he decides to do it again..... when he got there, there was another sign that said, lose 20 lbs in 20 minutes for $20 or we'll give you $100. So he gave them the $20 and was told to go down the hall to the first door on the right and remove all his clothes. so he did, and was all excited because he figured this woman must be really HOT. When all of a sudden, this naked 6 ft 8, 250 LB black guy, with a dick about 18 inches long walks in with a sign saying " WHEN I CATCH YOU, I AM GOING TO FU**K YOU...