Hindi Joke~ What are you doing?!


Question: I love Sardars, and I dedicate this Joke to my Sardar Brothers, who have the strength to crack jokes on themselves...

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing " Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."


Answers: I love Sardars, and I dedicate this Joke to my Sardar Brothers, who have the strength to crack jokes on themselves...

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing " Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."

Yep good one....heard this one already....:)

LOL on these.......:D

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Ramasubrmanian

funny!! ha ha

Yeah good one!

Here is another one:-

"Kya president, aap ready hai?" asked one jurno.
" Nahi main Jail singh Hoo, Reddy Nahi."

Nice one!!! Keep up the good work!!!

Great Joke

I'VE HEARD THIS JOKE BEFORE BUT STILL IT'S A GOOD ONE

good one

Quite funny dude.keep up.

lol..very nice
i really like sardar jokes..though i dont know how sardarjis feel if they read sardar jokes...

Its a good joke, Really!
but it was too old one.

lol!

LOL!!
Simply love the santa-banta jokes.. :)

haha..good one =)

Very funny,,,,

I am not Sardar, but I will advise you not to target any specific community. Some Sikhs are sensative and may not like it.



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