DEAD TURTLE joke?!
Question: "Mommy, my turtle is dead," Little Johnny sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right, dear. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, and have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet..." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Little Johnny, you're turtle is not dead after all."
"Oh," the disappointed Little Johnny said, "can I kill it?"
Answers: "Mommy, my turtle is dead," Little Johnny sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right, dear. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, and have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet..." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Little Johnny, you're turtle is not dead after all."
"Oh," the disappointed Little Johnny said, "can I kill it?"
hahaha!! funny!!
LOL how mean
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
Cheers.!!!
Don't give up your day job!!!!!!!!!
Not funny.
It's quite funny but not very witty. Cruel....lol
It was okay
lmao
wow, i thought about a star but no star 4 u.
LMAO... HMMM... HE DIDNT WANT THAT TURTLE AFTER ALL.
kid knows how to get his ice cream soda LOL
nice.
ha ha ha liked it,,,,,
lol
Its okay. Not too funny. I give it a 5 over 10.
A BIT CRUEL THAT ONE
Kids say the darndest things
Ha
Hehehehe sounds like my brother.
haha
lol