JOHNS LINES joke?!
Question: Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:
"Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think I'll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare."
Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every time. The night of the play it was his turn to speak. This is what he said:
"Hark! A pigeon sh*t! There lies a lady with soap in her hole. I think I'll kiss her snatch and run into the forest. By William Snakesh*t... Horsesh*t... Oh, sh*t! I didn't want to be in this damn play anyway!"
Answers: Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:
"Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think I'll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare."
Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every time. The night of the play it was his turn to speak. This is what he said:
"Hark! A pigeon sh*t! There lies a lady with soap in her hole. I think I'll kiss her snatch and run into the forest. By William Snakesh*t... Horsesh*t... Oh, sh*t! I didn't want to be in this damn play anyway!"
lmao i freagggin love it.
hahha
starrrrrrrrrrrr :p
Thats really good!! I love it when a joke actually makes me laugh out loud, will tell that one to my hubby when he gets home!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one.!!!
Cheers.!!!
very good.
Ace material,,,ha ha ha v good,,,
funny but very predictable
lol