MARRIAGE joke?!
Question: Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married. So, Little Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage.
"Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this was cute.
"Well," said Little Johnny, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us."
"And how will you live?"
"I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough."
Getting exasperated since Little Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along?"
"Well," said Little Johnny, "we've been lucky so far."
Answers: Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married. So, Little Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage.
"Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this was cute.
"Well," said Little Johnny, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us."
"And how will you live?"
"I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough."
Getting exasperated since Little Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along?"
"Well," said Little Johnny, "we've been lucky so far."
That is a wrong... that is just sick consider yourself reported
lmao
omg lmao. That is wrong but funny.
hahahahahahahahahah
i dont get it?
not funny at all
LOL omg
omg
that's great. lol
i dont get it
ha ha..gud1
HeHe.................Very good.
haha awesome!
LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... fly to your room u will be dealt with later !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao. good one.
Thanks for the 2 points because I read your little joke.
ahahah that was funny
Wrong - I really hope 5 year olds aren't getting it on - but kind of funny. :P
That is sick and demented
I like it
hahaha
omg! rotflol!
lol . its wrong but i like it!
Hehe. Little Johnny is cute. "We've been lucky so far." :O)
coming soon...to a block near you.
little kids cant get boners until the age of 9
Gonna name my son Johnny.....
hahahahahahahahah
hahaha!that a good one!
lmao thats hillarious!!i love it !!
star!!!!!11 lool.
hahaha!
not funny but intresting.