A bunnings or walmart joke?!
Question: >>>> Believe it - Bunnings Have Everything
>>>>
>>>> One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
>>>> "My
>>>> elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
>>>>
>>>> "You don't have to spend that kind of money" Mike replies. "there's a
>>>> diagnostic
>>>> computer down at Bunning's. Just give it a urine sample and the
>>>> computer
>>>> will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten
>>>> seconds
>>>> and costs ten dollars . "
>>>>
>>>> So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
>>>> Bunning's.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
>>>> urine
>>>> sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later,
>>>> the
>>>> computer ejects a print-out:
>>>>
>>>> You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
>>>> activity.
>>>> It will improve in two weeks.
>>>> Thank you for shopping at Bunnings.
>>>>
>>>> That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
>>>> began
>>>> to wonder if the computer could be fooled.
>>>>
>>>> He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
>>>> from
>>>> his wife and daughter and a sperm sample for good measure.
>>>>
>>>> Joe hurries back to Bunning's, eager to check the results. He deposits
>>>> ten
>>>> dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
>>>>
>>>> The computer prints the following:
>>>>
>>>> 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
>>>> 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. ( Aisle
>>>> 7)
>>>>
>>>> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
>>>> 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer .
>>>> 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
>>>> better!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Thank you for shopping at Bunnings.
>>>>
Answers: >>>> Believe it - Bunnings Have Everything
>>>>
>>>> One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
>>>> "My
>>>> elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
>>>>
>>>> "You don't have to spend that kind of money" Mike replies. "there's a
>>>> diagnostic
>>>> computer down at Bunning's. Just give it a urine sample and the
>>>> computer
>>>> will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten
>>>> seconds
>>>> and costs ten dollars . "
>>>>
>>>> So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
>>>> Bunning's.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
>>>> urine
>>>> sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later,
>>>> the
>>>> computer ejects a print-out:
>>>>
>>>> You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
>>>> activity.
>>>> It will improve in two weeks.
>>>> Thank you for shopping at Bunnings.
>>>>
>>>> That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
>>>> began
>>>> to wonder if the computer could be fooled.
>>>>
>>>> He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
>>>> from
>>>> his wife and daughter and a sperm sample for good measure.
>>>>
>>>> Joe hurries back to Bunning's, eager to check the results. He deposits
>>>> ten
>>>> dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
>>>>
>>>> The computer prints the following:
>>>>
>>>> 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
>>>> 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. ( Aisle
>>>> 7)
>>>>
>>>> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
>>>> 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer .
>>>> 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
>>>> better!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Thank you for shopping at Bunnings.
>>>>
i work at Walmart!! loved it babe!!
hahahaha! that was good lol.
lol
Lol!!! Really cool invention!!!
LOL perhaps that's why I'm not getting my Kangaroo..you're too busy ..........LOL
lol
Ha ha ha good one x
another ace posting from you,,,ha ha ha ,,,,,
lol
good one
Ha ha ha. The wonders of modern science - wonderful!
Very good have a star