Benefits of drinking? Do you agree..?!
Question: A preacher was having a heart-to-heart talk with a backslider of his flock whose drinking of moonshine invariably led to quarreling with his neighbors, and occasional shotgun blasts at some of them.
"Can't you see, Ben," intoned the parson, "that not one good thing comes out of this drinking?"
"Well, I sort of disagree there," replied the backslider. "It makes me miss the folks I shoot at."
Answers: A preacher was having a heart-to-heart talk with a backslider of his flock whose drinking of moonshine invariably led to quarreling with his neighbors, and occasional shotgun blasts at some of them.
"Can't you see, Ben," intoned the parson, "that not one good thing comes out of this drinking?"
"Well, I sort of disagree there," replied the backslider. "It makes me miss the folks I shoot at."
He certainly seems lika a smart cookie!
Here is one for you, Gingo...
Two executives, Gary and Bill, staggered out of their company's holiday party in New York City. Bill crossed the street, while Gary stumbled in to a subway entrance. When Bill reached the other side, he noticed Gary emerging from the subway stairs.
"Where've you been?" Bill slurred.
"I don't know," replied Gary, "but you should see the train set that guy has in his basement!"
Holy Cow! That was truly awesome! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!
good 1!
maybe