Obedient Wife?!
Question: There was a man who had worked
all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to
his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all
my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the
afterlife with me.'
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died,
she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there -
dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the
ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the
wife said,
'Wait just a moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the
casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So
her friend said,
'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with
you
Answers: There was a man who had worked
all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to
his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all
my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the
afterlife with me.'
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died,
she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there -
dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the
ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the
wife said,
'Wait just a moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the
casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So
her friend said,
'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with
you
I would forget #4 on that that was great,I hope you are not talking to my wife,she Would take it serious,and have a post dated check for me!
...And?
Don't understand.
u 4 got the last part;
i put a check in the box...if he can cash it..he can have it
Please proofread. We don't get it.
Oh, OK gotcha, thanks.
Of course I did. I wrote a check for the entire amount.
funny
He will not be pleased having to wait for the check to clear !
HA!!!!!! I HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS THAT'S SO FUNNY!
Haha, funny.
That was good! *star*
hilarious
:)
smart woman
lol
very clever wife. Good one. Have a star!
hahaha!
10/10
funny
LOL hahahahaha :)