If you had known all of this, would you still have gotten married ???!
Question: Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished..
Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
"It really works!"
Answers: Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished..
Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
"It really works!"
Never married.
Never plan on being married.
Have no biological urge to reproduce (has nothing to do with that court order, trust me! )
HELL NO
Another one I am going to print. Too funny! I would marry my husband all over again in a heartbeat.
NEVER !
True, oh so true!
If you follow the commandments and end it with the story then why not?! then do everything all over again.. that's life cycle.
Interesting information!!! Funny.
Excellent and funny***
Oh,lol, very good, star for you
haha,i liked the bonus,
its really nice and beautiful, i think all are facts but its not applied on all couples!
hope ur marriage be the exact opposite!
have a nice day...
been married once-happily divorced now LOL.and thats so funny i really like that thanx !! :)
>> Hehee! That's very funny
As to whether I've ever been married or not, that's none of your business.
A wedding is the same as a funeral, except you can smell your own flowers.
The difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral is one less drunk...(Hey, I'm Irish!...we have the ability to laugh at ourselves)
Hi very funny and I love being married to Dave I'm so lucky Hugs