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Question: Disclaimer:Wooden Nickel "supplied",(is that the right word?)these jokes,not meh.

1. Max sat at the bar totally dejected.

The bartender served him his second drink and said,

“What’s wrong pal?”

“I’ll never understand women.” Max said.

“The other night my wife threw me a birthday party.

She told me that later on, as her gift to me,

I could do with her whatever I wanted.”

“Wow!” said the bartender. “But why so unhappy? That sounds like quite a gift to me.”

“Well, “ Max went on, “I thought about it and sent her home to her mother.

"Now she won’t even speak to me.”

2.A wife asked her husband: ‘What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?’ He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humor.’


Answers: Disclaimer:Wooden Nickel "supplied",(is that the right word?)these jokes,not meh.

1. Max sat at the bar totally dejected.

The bartender served him his second drink and said,

“What’s wrong pal?”

“I’ll never understand women.” Max said.

“The other night my wife threw me a birthday party.

She told me that later on, as her gift to me,

I could do with her whatever I wanted.”

“Wow!” said the bartender. “But why so unhappy? That sounds like quite a gift to me.”

“Well, “ Max went on, “I thought about it and sent her home to her mother.

"Now she won’t even speak to me.”

2.A wife asked her husband: ‘What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?’ He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humor.’

i liked the jokes. very cute.



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