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Question: In the human body, which organ is in charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an asshole.


Answers: In the human body, which organ is in charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an asshole.

That is so hilarious... and sadly true!

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    that's amazing. hahaha

    LOL, that's great! I'm adding that to my jokes with morals

    Do they have a class for that? I'm not sure I know how to be one. :::devilish grin:::

    haha that is funnyy

    You just so wonderful. thanks

    omg....that's a sad truth!!!....



    ~have a nice day~

    RoChEr

    lol!

    sad but true - sorta reminds me of some old employers

    oh.. so thats wat happened to me last week....

    That is very true, assholes are very important!!!

    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you sooo much for the laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Funny! 100!

    ok

    great re-post!

    Now, I understand this joke....cool.

    Thanks for the laugh...I needed that!!!
    *hug*

    You get a star. Gee, and I was going to say the Pituitary, the Master Gland was in charge. lol stupid nurse answer anyway!

    Been around for years, still funny.

    thanks for the laugh,sweetie!:)

    Nice one....I know I have seen it before....thanks for reminding me of it today, though.

    hahaha I'm in charge!

    Yep, yep, yep!!!
    Thanks Clo for sticking around and making us laugh out loud.
    Completely agree here... better to be an asshole who really matters than some big shot who makes no difference.
    By the way, Clo, since I am here already answering this question would you mind adding this little a****** here to your new contacts? Thanks. I know I don't make all that difference but I can help somehow ...

    LMAO...
    Good one Clo...
    Peace.



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