Want to tell anything to the entire world?Just tell it to a girl.Agree with me?!


Question: This is a little general. I find that if you want to tell the world anything, just tell a girl it is a secret. This only works if it is not boring.

If you want to want a girl to keep a secret, you have to shoot her after you tell her.

If you expect to get a girl to keep a secret by telling her something boring, it will backfire; she will either embellish it, or sneer at you behind your back for it.

And don't think that turnabout is fair play either. A girl will give away all of your secrets without a second thought, but if she confides in you, and you tell even one person, you are now the biggest bast**d on the planet.

The only secret that a girl will keep is one that embarasses her.

This list of observations is from personal experience, and is not inclusive of all females. In referring to "girls" I mean young females that socialize with other young females. Older women keep secrets well, until you argue, then they use them as weapons or extortion tools.

I am not demeaning anyone intentionally, but like everyone else in the world, I tend to stereotype people. It makes it easier to be egocentric and feel superior.


Answers: This is a little general. I find that if you want to tell the world anything, just tell a girl it is a secret. This only works if it is not boring.

If you want to want a girl to keep a secret, you have to shoot her after you tell her.

If you expect to get a girl to keep a secret by telling her something boring, it will backfire; she will either embellish it, or sneer at you behind your back for it.

And don't think that turnabout is fair play either. A girl will give away all of your secrets without a second thought, but if she confides in you, and you tell even one person, you are now the biggest bast**d on the planet.

The only secret that a girl will keep is one that embarasses her.

This list of observations is from personal experience, and is not inclusive of all females. In referring to "girls" I mean young females that socialize with other young females. Older women keep secrets well, until you argue, then they use them as weapons or extortion tools.

I am not demeaning anyone intentionally, but like everyone else in the world, I tend to stereotype people. It makes it easier to be egocentric and feel superior.

haha i'm a girl and i definitely agree.

:)

Telling a secret to a female is like telling one to an old biddy who plays bridge and gets her hair permed every thursday!!!

HARSH lewwwwl its a tad funny but im able to keep secrets so....yeah

"Telling a secret to a female is like telling one to an old biddy who plays bridge and gets her hair permed every thursday!!!" you need to be stabbed in the eye with an eyepick, that would've POSSIBLY been funny if it hadn't been so redundant. isn't the old biddy a female? gawd, let's just do some word substitution here real quick "Telling a secret to a female is like telling one to an old female..." i won't even go on. Please stop posting. You've given me a headache.

Too true

Agreed 100X most girls live for drama (not all just most, and if you said that your not one you're problem the worst)

I don't agree.

If you want to tell a secret to the whole world, you have to tell it to a specific type of girl, not just a girl.

If you told it to me (i'm a girl), you'd have to tell me to tell everyone else or otherwise I wouldn't...

And I probably wouldn't even then, because I'd be too shy to tell other people's secrets to people that I didn't know.

Unless I was being tortured cruelly for information :)

But yes, most girls would tell the whole world anyway. But not all.

Three fastest mean of passing messages
1) Tele-vision
2) Tele-phone
3) Tell-a-woman

This is just for joke..

I wont agree with u

Have a great day :-)

Hell yea! If girls didnt gossip, nobody would know anything!!



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