Heard this about 16 yrs ago, stayed with me all this time, simple but one of my !
Question: Bloke walking down the street one day when he comes across 3 cool looking dudes standing on the corner, all clicking their fingers.
So he goes up the 1st dude n ask's " Excuse me mate, why are ya stood in the street clicking ya fingers?" The man replies " Cos i'm cool man, i'm cool".
So he goes up to the 2nd dude n ask's " Excuse me mate, why are you stood in the street clicking ya fingers?" The man replies " Cos i'm great man, i'm great".
Finally he ask's the 3rd man " So why are you stood in the street clickin ya fingers?" The man replies "Cos i gotta bogey on me finger n it won't come off".
Answers: Bloke walking down the street one day when he comes across 3 cool looking dudes standing on the corner, all clicking their fingers.
So he goes up the 1st dude n ask's " Excuse me mate, why are ya stood in the street clicking ya fingers?" The man replies " Cos i'm cool man, i'm cool".
So he goes up to the 2nd dude n ask's " Excuse me mate, why are you stood in the street clicking ya fingers?" The man replies " Cos i'm great man, i'm great".
Finally he ask's the 3rd man " So why are you stood in the street clickin ya fingers?" The man replies "Cos i gotta bogey on me finger n it won't come off".
hahahaha! deserves a star.
LOL
yeah simple but very funny hahhahhahhaha
'Snot that bad....
you could have PICKED a better joke
lol
the simple things are the best...
*hehehe*
Not bad...not brilliant...but not bad