Air Freshener?!
Question: An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when she suddenly had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with her deodorizer.
Two floors later a gentleman got onto the elevator. He began to sniff.
The Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Why, yes, I do," he replied.
"What does it smell like?"
"Hmmm, I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like someone sh*t in a pine tree."
Answers: An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when she suddenly had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with her deodorizer.
Two floors later a gentleman got onto the elevator. He began to sniff.
The Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Why, yes, I do," he replied.
"What does it smell like?"
"Hmmm, I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like someone sh*t in a pine tree."
I love this joke.........have a friend who's an Avon lady and gonna text it to her right now! PMLOF
Thanks for sharing Mechelle. *hugz*
hahahahha
hahahaha good one :)
lol, i like that one.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one Mechelle.!!!
S*** Pine, lol.!!!
Cheers.!!
LMAO
LOL, brilliant, star.
LMSUIAO it's bloody painful when those Pine Needles get caught in the nether regions I can tell you, but the overall odour is very similar. LOL
That gets a star!
dam...now that must be good and stink...another star for you...
not bad!but not good!so so!!
Very funny thanks
lmao!
you are to funny today. Thanks for the laugh
Oh Tooo Funnie!!!
LOL!!!
:)