Meaningful Joke....The Pastor's *** LOL?!
Question: The Pastor's ***
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ***.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid
of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the next day:
NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and
lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . .
being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery . .
even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and
you'll be a lot happier
and live longer!
Have a nice day!
Answers: The Pastor's ***
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ***.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid
of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the next day:
NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and
lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . .
being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery . .
even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and
you'll be a lot happier
and live longer!
Have a nice day!
That was great!
because of censors, you might want to employ the usage of symbols
@$$
$#!t
f*ck
3!tch
and so forth. hee hee. I love loop holes.
LOL THAT WAS HILARIOS!!!!!! STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Great 1 absolutely enjoyed it, here have a star
ROFL :D i love this joke !!!!
lol funny
nice
That was really original as well as hillarious,also it was meaningful,so you deserve a star!!!
Here you go!!!
lolz
nice! i gave u a star!
SO TRUE ABOUT THAT
LOL!
ONE OF THE BEST JOKES ON YA! YET :)
Thanks for the awesome laugh.
OMG Hilarious! You get a Star!
Thank you !! I totally needed a laugh today !!
you are so true. if people worried about their own lives and stopped getting their noses into other peoples buisness, the world would be a better place.
Funny! Ha Ha! 100!
lmao
not my donkey, my other ***
LMAO!!! I loved it! *star*
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