A joke for you all....?!
Question: An Irishman walks into his local pub one day and asks for 3 pints of Guiness. The barman hands him his three pints and watches the man sit down and take a sip from each of them until they are all gone. The Irishman then approaches the bar and asks for another three. The barman says to him, "You know, if you order these one at a time, they won't get flat and they'll taste better,"
The Irishman replies, "I have two brothers, one is in Australia, one is in America so at the same time each week, we all sit down and order three pints so it's like we're drinking together,"
The barman respects this and for weeks, at the same time on the same day, watches the Irishman go through his routine of ordering three pints.
A couple of months past and the Irishman approaced the bar and asked for only 2 pints. The barman was confused, but gave him the 2 pints. The barman says to one of the punters, 'I think one of his brothers has died, he's only asked for two pints,'
Answers: An Irishman walks into his local pub one day and asks for 3 pints of Guiness. The barman hands him his three pints and watches the man sit down and take a sip from each of them until they are all gone. The Irishman then approaches the bar and asks for another three. The barman says to him, "You know, if you order these one at a time, they won't get flat and they'll taste better,"
The Irishman replies, "I have two brothers, one is in Australia, one is in America so at the same time each week, we all sit down and order three pints so it's like we're drinking together,"
The barman respects this and for weeks, at the same time on the same day, watches the Irishman go through his routine of ordering three pints.
A couple of months past and the Irishman approaced the bar and asked for only 2 pints. The barman was confused, but gave him the 2 pints. The barman says to one of the punters, 'I think one of his brothers has died, he's only asked for two pints,'
Very funny.....ROTFL
This is a classic joke, and has appeared on Y/A several times. Good one.
Haha! love it
ehh its ok
kinda dumb one sorry!
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Thats A good! loves it...
A French Boy Walked In To His Local Café To Get A Drink But His Fab Drink Had Gone,He Shouted "THESE FUCKIN JERKS TOOK ALL THE GOODIES!!!!!!!!!!THIS CAFé IS OWNED BY BASTARDS!!!!!!!!THIS CAFé IS CRAP/****!!!!!!!NO GOODIES IN IT!!!!!!!LETS ALL GET DRUNK AT THE PUBS!!!!!!XD!!!!!!".Then They All Shouted "SHUT THE **** UP YOU BASTARD!!".Then they were all in for a fight.Everyone was like "SHUT IT THIS PLACE IS CRAP I HATE IT HERE LETS GO THIS BASTARD PLACE IS FULL OF CRAP DRINKS NO GOODIES JUST LIKE THE BOY SAID"They were split into 2 vs 2 groups!!!!!!!!!!
The Owner of the café tryed to stop the fight."Shut it bar man!!!!!!,we can fight if we like""YH WE SURE CAN GET OUT OF HERE""IM CALLIN THE POLICE""EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH""YOU CAN'T DO THAT QUICK EVERYONE RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHH...
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Trip much? X-BABY! YOU ARE GONE!
Seen it a bunch but still funny!!
Very good we all need a little humor sometimes and if we violate yh rules we will just start own club. As long as it not filthy I don't have a problem with it.and neither should anyone else-Lob I sure am glad we have a spell checker as I get older that crs disease realy yakes over.( Can't remember stuff).