Whats the laziest thing you ever did?!
Question: one night i told my gf we were going to have breakfast in bed. later that night when she's sleep im playing counter strike source. and come up with this wonderful idea that i would bring the portable fridge upstairs and two bowls, and a cereal box and left them bout half a foot aways from bed so i wouldnt have to get out the bed or move.
Answers: one night i told my gf we were going to have breakfast in bed. later that night when she's sleep im playing counter strike source. and come up with this wonderful idea that i would bring the portable fridge upstairs and two bowls, and a cereal box and left them bout half a foot aways from bed so i wouldnt have to get out the bed or move.
Loads.
Been upstair (my toilet is downstairs) so peed in a glass and left it there for a week and a half. (yes i used the glass to drink from again)
Not eaten for a day as i couldnt be bothered cooking.
slept with the light on so i didnt have to get out of bed to put it off
wore crushed clothes so i didnt have to iron them
nothing
sleep for 13 hours. haha.
feel asleep masturbating
peed my pants
Threw the remote control at the TV trying to turn it off because the batteries in the remote control were dead....
Stayed in my robe all day and ordered a pizza
Lol, the laziest thing I've ever done was turn on the tv and change channels with my toes because I couldn't find my remote and I was too lazy to get up from bed so I just dragged my body down the bed instead haha
cheat
the laziest thing i have ever did, is that i didn't go to my college's exam
i leave my comp on a desk on the other side of bed along with some candy bars soda the basic survival things.
so anyway the desk is on the other side of my room across from my bed right next to the doorway.
so when i wake up or already in bed and want to use my comp, eat candy, drink soda, i attached a rope to the desk which i pull towards my bed so i can access them.
Also if the desk is pulled towards my bed, the door cant open, if i want to close the door, i pull the desk and as it goes along, the doors shuts.
then afterwards, after im not feeling so lazy anymore i push the desk (which is on wheels, of course) back to its original spot so i can open the door
farted...it is effortless...lol
I wanted to go to the bathroom at night but was too lazy to get up
then i went to sleep and dreamt that i got up peed and went to sleep
when i woke up i realized it was a dream-so i held it in till morning-_-
slept for 1 and a half day continuously without waking up.