Wifes order?!
Question: Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?
The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
Answers: Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?
The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
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Funny...star!
Hey,good one.
That was SO funny! Mind if I re-use it? Lol, star for you.
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Nice, had or assumed a happy, kind, or amused expression, with the corners of the mouth turned up expressed by smiling.
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i like this one
star for you
man bashing is getting tired!
funny...lol
aw man that made me lol!!! :-D Thanks!!! HAHAHAHAHA
cute!
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Nice joke! Made me laugh.
Jeff K: If it's upsetting to you, why are you even bothering to post about it? Why not just hit your back button on your browser and skip to the next one that isn't bashing men? Oooohhh, I see, then you wouldn't have gotten 2 points for posting. Sorry, forgot about that. And, if it would make you feel any better, why not consider it Human bashing? Why do you have to make it all about the sexes?
thanks for making me smile today- i needed that