Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.?!
Question: Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.
Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest.
? What's an adult joke?
Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
? If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis & elder sis?
Santa: Minimum and Maximum
? Santa: Main ek eho jehi cheej labhi aa jeehday nal deewar de aar par dekhya ja sakda hai.
Banta: Balle! Ki cheej hai?
Santa: MORI
? Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don’t know.
Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
? Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
? Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
? Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can’t look at the menu also?
? Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals living in the water?
Banta: 1 Frog.
Santa: Theek hai hor das?
Banta: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa.
? Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.
Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.
Answers: Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.
Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest.
? What's an adult joke?
Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
? If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis & elder sis?
Santa: Minimum and Maximum
? Santa: Main ek eho jehi cheej labhi aa jeehday nal deewar de aar par dekhya ja sakda hai.
Banta: Balle! Ki cheej hai?
Santa: MORI
? Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don’t know.
Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
? Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
? Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
? Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can’t look at the menu also?
? Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals living in the water?
Banta: 1 Frog.
Santa: Theek hai hor das?
Banta: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa.
? Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.
Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.
NICE! I always love your jokes. =) By the way ur already on my contacts.
its okay but i didnt understand the 4th one & last and the second last one
LOl. I understood part of these. Thank you for trying to give some laughs.