Really funny clean joke's to share with the kid's?!
Question: how do porcupine's talk?...........spine language
what do you call a really funny snake?...........hiss-terical
how did the skunk call home?............on his smell-ular phone
Answers: how do porcupine's talk?...........spine language
what do you call a really funny snake?...........hiss-terical
how did the skunk call home?............on his smell-ular phone
What do you call cheese that isn't yours??
Nacho Cheese (not your cheese)
someone please answer my questions. nice jokes by the way
You need a bag of laffy taffy! They're funny and yummy.
What kinda dance do you do on a trampoline?
Hip-Hop
what did the zero 0 say to the number eight 8?
nice belt . . . thank you, i'm here all week
Logically speaking that would be impossible. Porcupines have no known language and snakes can't speak, let alone tell jokes. And skunks don't have thumbs so how could it use a phone? Who would be their provider? Would they get free nights and weekends?
Why did the salad blush? It saw the salad dressing.
Why did the lamp post blush? it saw the nature strip.
Why did the one arm man cross the road?
To go to the second hand shop.
How did I get my belly button?
When God made you in the oven, he opened the door and put his finger on your belly and said; " Your Done"