The old man and the little boy?!
Question: An old man was rocking in his chair on his front porch like he always did when noticed a little boy walking past his house carrying a bunch of chicken wire.
The man says "Boy, what you got there?"
The boy says "Chicken wire."
The man said "Boy, what you gonna do with that chicken wire, boy?"
The boy said "I"m a gonna catch me some chickens."
The man said "Boy, you ain't gonna catch no chickens with no chicken wire."
The boys just keeps going.
Awhile later the boy comes walking back past the old man on his porch with the chicken wire dragging behind him with a bunch of chickens with their necks caught in the wire holes.
The old man says to himself "Well I'll be damned".
The next day the old man's out rocking in his chair again on his porch when the same little boy comes walking by with a roll of duct tape.
The man says "Boy, what you got there?"
The boy says "Duct tape."
The man says "Boy, what you gonna do with that duct tape, boy?"
Answers: An old man was rocking in his chair on his front porch like he always did when noticed a little boy walking past his house carrying a bunch of chicken wire.
The man says "Boy, what you got there?"
The boy says "Chicken wire."
The man said "Boy, what you gonna do with that chicken wire, boy?"
The boy said "I"m a gonna catch me some chickens."
The man said "Boy, you ain't gonna catch no chickens with no chicken wire."
The boys just keeps going.
Awhile later the boy comes walking back past the old man on his porch with the chicken wire dragging behind him with a bunch of chickens with their necks caught in the wire holes.
The old man says to himself "Well I'll be damned".
The next day the old man's out rocking in his chair again on his porch when the same little boy comes walking by with a roll of duct tape.
The man says "Boy, what you got there?"
The boy says "Duct tape."
The man says "Boy, what you gonna do with that duct tape, boy?"
ROTFLMAO!
That's great....old man gonna get himself some kitty! lol
thanks lol
Awesome. I like that!
Never heard this 1 before. Have a star...
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Have a star!
Good one :)