Beer Makes you Smarter...just a joke?!
Question: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the lowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer elimates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Answers: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the lowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer elimates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Have you been drinking. Im gonna have to ask you to step out of the car.
if its a joke... its lame
lmao nice concept =D i love it
What have you benn drinking
The logic, if any, in this one is similar to that of the theory that if the odds of being on an airline flight where someone has something nasty are a million to one and the odds of there being two of them on board are 100 million to one you should always take something nasty with you when you fly.
This came up for discussion in a Logic class. Stupid, yet interesting. And star worthy.
I don't believe it's true that the brain can only operate as fast as the lowest brain cell.
That was Cliff from Cheers.
NOW I finally understand how that works, but how does it make you feel 10' tall and bullet proof? lol