Funniest pick-up line you have ever heard in real life?!
Question: do you have any (any nationality) in you?
Do you want some?
Answers: do you have any (any nationality) in you?
Do you want some?
Is there a keg in your pants?
Because I wanna tap that!!!
lol, guys are dumb.
yawn so i can see youre the one..
pretty creative though
I think heavens missing an angel, because I think they stoped ******* up, up there
did it hurt
did what hurt?
when you fell form heaven
Him:Hi...........
Him:What you doing?
Me:nothing
Him:sure i belive you
Me:lol
the stars are pretty tonight...- ewwwww! that's hilarious.
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Your parents must have been retarded, because you sure are special
Question: Did you hear about the moron who said no?
Answer: No
Reply: You're the moron
you have any black in you ?"no" want some?