Chinese virgin?!
Question: A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have heard about from otha girls ... Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her ...
'You want ... Garlic Chicken wif Snow Peas?'
Answers: A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have heard about from otha girls ... Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her ...
'You want ... Garlic Chicken wif Snow Peas?'
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
gr8 joke!!! truly hilarious!!! here's a star 4 u, babe/dude!!!!(whichever u r, lol)
hahaha gr8 one :)
Thats not what it is on my menu.
LMAO!!
Not very "PC" but it is funny!
lol that is so funny, good one!
roflmao!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO, thanks i needed a good laugh!
LOL..... One of the funniest jokes i heard in a long time.