A few one liners! it"s gone 9"oclock??!


Question: Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .They don't have balls to scratch!


Answers: Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .They don't have balls to scratch!

"aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh"l.o.l.

very good! the last ones a cracker!!

very funny

Thanks for the laugh!

Ha, ha, ha!!

Good ones there!!
Thanks for sharing!!

RIGHT ON.........LOL
A star for you!!!

the swallow!!!

Good! :)

hahahahaha! they were very good lol.

Q.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it!
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard.
..a few more from a similar list. I took out the one's that you already had and some others because they were too crude!!

haha those are some good ones.

luv em all!!!

HaHa they are great, heres one 4 ya...
Q.What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A.Full up.

ho so true!!!l.o.l.

very very good thanks for the chuckles there all good

nice ones our kidda,keep em rockin"

haha funny

Very good ha ha ha ,,,,

Lol, I've heard some of those but laughed again just the same.

loved the hillbilly one the most



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