2 Jokes About Husband And Wife?!
Question: I Have Got 2 Joke For You.
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Husband Tell To His His Wife-
"Tomorrow Is Holiday And I Want To Enjoy It Very Much So I Brought Three Movie Tickets"
Than Wife Says--
" Why Did You Buy Three Tickets??"
Than Husband Answer--
"One For You, One For Your Father And One For Your Mother"
2---
Husband Says Wife--
"Yestarday I Was Watch A Video. In It, One Witch Was Walking With Me Inside The Church And We Were Hearing What Fater Was Telling Us And Than We Kissed Infront Of Everybody."
Wife Ask-
"Which Movie Or Video Was That??"
Husband Say-
"It Was You Marriage Video"
Answers: I Have Got 2 Joke For You.
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1--
Husband Tell To His His Wife-
"Tomorrow Is Holiday And I Want To Enjoy It Very Much So I Brought Three Movie Tickets"
Than Wife Says--
" Why Did You Buy Three Tickets??"
Than Husband Answer--
"One For You, One For Your Father And One For Your Mother"
2---
Husband Says Wife--
"Yestarday I Was Watch A Video. In It, One Witch Was Walking With Me Inside The Church And We Were Hearing What Fater Was Telling Us And Than We Kissed Infront Of Everybody."
Wife Ask-
"Which Movie Or Video Was That??"
Husband Say-
"It Was You Marriage Video"
This One's VERY FUNNY
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
Does it make u laugh?
My freind told me this one:
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his wife with him to go hunting for one.
After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his wife if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm.
"But what about the smell?" asks his wife.
"Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
Plus
A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to take a piss."
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the shrubbery.
As he waits, he can hear the sound of her tight panties rolling down her long legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and his hand touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage that's hanging between her legs.
He shouts in horror, "My God, Claudette, I had no idea you were actually a man!"
"No, you don't understand!" she replies. "I changed my mind, I'm taking a crap instead."
A nice couple wake up all golly and refreshed on a nice day in Spring. The husband says Good Morning. His wife says T.G.I.F. The husband says S.H.I.T. The wife confused said T.G.I.F again. He said S.H.I.T. again. She said THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY! He said SORRY HONEY ITS THURSDAY.
I HOPE THEY WERE VERY FUNNY
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO...
Not bad!
:)