A woman goes to see her doctor, dragging her seven year old son behind her...?!
Question: Doctor, why is it that my little boy is so small down there? When I gave birth to him, he was like half of my little finger, and now he is seven years old, he is still like half of my little finger.
Don't worry, Ma'am, says the doctor. we get this problem all the time. Just give him plenty of toast.
Next morning, little boy comes down for breakfast and sees on the dining table, three piles of toast right up to the ceiling:
Alarmed, he exclaims, Mum, is that all for me?
No, says the mother, The first three are for you, the rest are for your Dad.
Answers: Doctor, why is it that my little boy is so small down there? When I gave birth to him, he was like half of my little finger, and now he is seven years old, he is still like half of my little finger.
Don't worry, Ma'am, says the doctor. we get this problem all the time. Just give him plenty of toast.
Next morning, little boy comes down for breakfast and sees on the dining table, three piles of toast right up to the ceiling:
Alarmed, he exclaims, Mum, is that all for me?
No, says the mother, The first three are for you, the rest are for your Dad.
Hilarious!
Nice...now I have to wipe up the soda I was drinking. Keep em comin'
pretty good...7/10....gotta go , the toaster just popped
Thats fuckin good. I'm telling everyone at work tomorrow. Thanks.
ha ha ha, Brilliant, very funny, have a star.
lmao, now i'll think of that every time I find women shopping for toasts! Ugh! lolz
lol....................... i knew that............................. that was funny......................................