Funny joke's you can share with your kids....?!
Question: why was the turtle shy?....he wouldent come out of his shell...
what did the blanket say to the bed?.....i've got you covered..
what do cow's do for fun..? ............. go to the mooooo-vies..
what did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby's crib..? ............................... a snow mobile...
Answers: why was the turtle shy?....he wouldent come out of his shell...
what did the blanket say to the bed?.....i've got you covered..
what do cow's do for fun..? ............. go to the mooooo-vies..
what did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby's crib..? ............................... a snow mobile...
Why was the fish scared to watch TV - because he might get hooked.
Why was the toilet paper rolling down the hill - to get to the bottom.
surely funny for the kids..
but i liked them too..
Q)how do you know how much a fish weighs?:
A)look at his scales
The elephant sat on the gate and said........what time is it
I am not sure what that one means but I get a kick out of it every time my daughter tells me it.
funny
very wholesome, and good for the kids. clean jokes are rare nowadays.
What fruit has a palm? (a date)
What has 4 wheels and flies? (a garbage truck)
What's black and white with a cherry on top? (a police car)
Did you hear about the magician who turned his car into a garage?
Did you ever see butter fly?
Did you ever see a kitchen sink?
I liked the blanket one good one.
Thanks, It's nice to hear some good clean jokes.
Great jokes!
he he he, that's funny.