Do you think this Osama Bin Lauden Joke is Funny?!
Question: While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden
found a bottle on the sand & picked it up.
Suddenly, a female Genie rose from the bottle and with a
smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama growled, "You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of-a-dog!
Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman
giving me anything."
The shocked Genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish
or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the
impertinence of the woman and said,
"Very well, I want to awaken with three American women
in my bed in the morning.
So just do it and be off with you."
The annoyed Genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena
Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.
His penis was gone, his knees we're broken, and he had
no health insurance.
Answers: While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden
found a bottle on the sand & picked it up.
Suddenly, a female Genie rose from the bottle and with a
smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama growled, "You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of-a-dog!
Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman
giving me anything."
The shocked Genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish
or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the
impertinence of the woman and said,
"Very well, I want to awaken with three American women
in my bed in the morning.
So just do it and be off with you."
The annoyed Genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena
Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.
His penis was gone, his knees we're broken, and he had
no health insurance.
yes i do Steve.......
the intersting part is the "female Genie". somehow postmodernist!!
lol
and i must say that u have such a good way of using the language!!
NOOOOO!!!!!
if it were told better, it would be funny..it lacks a punch line.
that was funny !!!
actually yes i do
in a corny way it is funny
NO it's not funny but your avatar is funny
this is actually awful
The explanation wasn't necessary. but it was okay. as unrealistic as it was.
Yes....I think that is very funny....the first time I laughed all day...thanks....do you have anymore?!
lol
its ok i didnt laugh out loud
Don`t call us - we`ll call you.
offensive
thats messed up
I do not like this joke.
Steve,
LOL :))
May the SOB strap on a belt full of dynamite, blow off his, penis and get his 69 virgins.
PennyAnn