How a good marriage should be lol?!
Question: A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, " asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, d irty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, ********? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"
........and, they lived happily ever after.
Answers: A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, " asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, d irty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, ********? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"
........and, they lived happily ever after.
lmao thats how it should be, he ha he what a story lol. brill,
ROFLMAO!!
excellent!
Oh, yes, funny!
Funny! LOL!
lolllzzz very funy
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hahahaha. love it!
yes, thats the way to talk to a man!
lmao!
LOL it's funny
LOL definitely Funny!!!! I'm not going to share this with my husband, It's so true..The truth hurts, right? this Is so funny I have to forward It!!!!!!
PERFECT! lmfao
:-)
Hehehe..I believe you've described the first month of my marriage. That was over 8 years ago!
Hahah...thanks. Gotta send this joke to my hubby.
And..have a star!
Regards.
hahahaha thats a hella good one!! good job. marriages should be like that! hahaha
hehe thats ace.... spot on :)