Crusty old Marine Sgt?!


Question: A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take
this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."


Answers: A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take
this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

LOL!

My punchline was a tad different when I posted this 11 months ago:

Lady goes to a dinner party held in honor of servicemen?
While mingling she spies an older gentleman all decked out in his uniform, stripes up and down his sleeve and a chestful of medals. She saunters up to him and says "Oooh! What branch are you in?" UNITED STATES MARINES Ma'am! Real locked and cocked and gung ho he was. She jumped a bit at his military response, but asks more questions, like do you want to dance? MARINES DON'T DANCE MA'AM!! Have a drink? DON'T DRINK MA'AM!!
Jeezus she says, You ever have sex?! MA'AM I HAVEN'T HAD SEX SINCE 1955! Well NO wonder you're uptight. She tells the crusty ol' jarhead that today is his lucky day and takes him upstairs where he gives her the best romance she's ever had.

Later she gasps, "Oh my GOD!" You were awesome, and no sex since 1955?!! "THAT'S NOT TRUE MA'AM!" What?! she demanded? You lied to me?!? She picks up her stuff and is ready to walk out the door and asks, Well, liar, when was the last time you had sex? The Marine looks at his watch...Twenty One Hundred, MA'AM!!



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