Does anybody got some good knock knock jokes?!
Question: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy Who?
Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing' Along...
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door!
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Answers: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here
**************************************...
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy Who?
Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing' Along...
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door!
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Yea I Got One
Knock Knock
Whos There
Nobody
Nobody Who
{Then You Dont Say Nothing}
Knock knock
who's there
lucy
lucy who
Lucy lastic lets see your pants fall down!
or
knock knock
who's there
Tom Sawyer
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom saw yer underwear !
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
That's right!
What's right?
Meehoo!
That's what I want to know!
What's what you want to know?
Me, who?
Yes, exactly!
Exactly what?
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No, Exactlywatt!
That's what I want to know!
I told you - Exactlywatt!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes, it's with me!
What's with you?
Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!
Knock knock...
-Shel Silverstein :)