A Hollywood star?!
Question: A good looking man walked into an agent's office in
Hollywood and said, " I want to be a movie star."
Tall, handsome and with experience on broadway, he had
the right credentials. The agent asks, "Whats your
name?" The guy says, "my name is Penis Van Lesbian, "
The agent says, " Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order
to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your
name." "I will NOT change my name! the Van Vesbian
name is centuries old, i will not disrespet my grandfather
by changing my name. Not ever." The agent said, "
Sir, I have worked in hollywood for years...you will NEVER
go far in hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian! I'm
telling you, you will HAVE to change your name or I wont be
able to represent you." "So be it! I guess we
will not do business together" the guy said and he
left the agents office.
Five years later and the agent opens an envelope sent ot
his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a cheque
for $50, 000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly
send him $50, 000? He reads the letter enclosed... 'Dear sir, 5 years ago, I came into your office wanting
to be an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change
my name. Determined to make with my god-given birth name,
I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood
with a name like Penis Van Lesbian. After I left your office,
I thought about you said. I decided you were right. I had
to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office,
so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it
without changing my name, so the enclosed cheque is a token
of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice Sincerely,
DICK VAN DYKE
Answers: A good looking man walked into an agent's office in
Hollywood and said, " I want to be a movie star."
Tall, handsome and with experience on broadway, he had
the right credentials. The agent asks, "Whats your
name?" The guy says, "my name is Penis Van Lesbian, "
The agent says, " Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order
to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your
name." "I will NOT change my name! the Van Vesbian
name is centuries old, i will not disrespet my grandfather
by changing my name. Not ever." The agent said, "
Sir, I have worked in hollywood for years...you will NEVER
go far in hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian! I'm
telling you, you will HAVE to change your name or I wont be
able to represent you." "So be it! I guess we
will not do business together" the guy said and he
left the agents office.
Five years later and the agent opens an envelope sent ot
his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a cheque
for $50, 000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly
send him $50, 000? He reads the letter enclosed... 'Dear sir, 5 years ago, I came into your office wanting
to be an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change
my name. Determined to make with my god-given birth name,
I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood
with a name like Penis Van Lesbian. After I left your office,
I thought about you said. I decided you were right. I had
to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office,
so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it
without changing my name, so the enclosed cheque is a token
of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice Sincerely,
DICK VAN DYKE
that is a good one, thanks for the laugh
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Very good
ha!ha nice one.!!
LOL! Thanks :)
Not bad. 6 out of 10.
Heehee
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LOL, star.
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That's brilliant :)
have a star :)
hehehe thats ace chick :)
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great, but don't tell me that is true?!
Brilliant joke Thanks
Now that is the best joke i have heard for a long time! A STAR. I thought Mondays were Sh*t days, but this is an exception!!!!!!!
wow!! great one!! loved it!!
i always wondered where that name came from, thank for clearing up that ago old mystery
hehehehehe
briliant, 1000/10 & a *
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Ohhhh Soooo Funnnnnie!!
Never saw it coming!!
LOL !!!!!
:)
PMSL!!!!!!!! Brilliant Mechelle. Totally brilliant!
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very funny...star for you
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